Have you ever woken up dead tired? Have you ever stumbled around mumbling in frustration about a lack of brains? Do you often struggle to focus as if you’ve woken up in a world that just seems unreal? I have good news: your dreams are in reach!
The other news is that you’re dead.
Wait, Wait, Wait
Okay, hold on. I said that totally wrong! Whoa! What a colossal mistake. 🤣 I am so embarrassed.
What I meant to say was “the other news is that you’re undead.”
Boy, do I feel like a bonehead.
Okay. I feel like you’re confused. I get that a lot, but stick around for a second. I have great news: your dreams are in reach! And I can help.
You just have to be undead first.
Being Undead Isn’t That Bad
Okay, so I think I have to explain something: I’m not a zombie. Okay. That didn’t make any sense. Hmm…
Sometimes I am a zombie. Nope. No better. How about a picture:
This is me. And me. And me. I play an extremely handsome, brilliant, and humbly jacked author. As a zombie over at Zombie Goals I help people create strong, positive habits as easily as if they’re playing a game. I also play an extremely handsome, brilliant, and not at all narcissistic safari guide who helps families have fun at AweVenture.
When I’m still conscious and bleary-eyed I like to help people enjoy life by becoming who they truly want to be. That is why I talk about Zombie Goals and tell you your dreams are in reach. Because they are, and you can make them happen as if you are playing a game.
Reanimating Your Dreams
But what if creating good habits was easy? What if it was like playing a game?
That’s exactly what Zombie Goals is all about. It’s fun. It’s crazy. It’s irreverent (you know… in an undead sort of way). And it’s all about helping you reanimate your dreams and be who you want to be.
So if you’re sick of being encouraged by a handsome man, try being handed some encouragement from a sickly man.
Okay, I tried something there, and it didn’t work. They can’t all be winners, folks.
Stay here for encouragement and inspiration, but head over to Zombie Goals to build amazing habits and have fun doing it. Your dreams are in reach. What are you waiting for?